John's Date With Jan

John

John (thinking) : What a beautiful girl!                                          John: Hi! My name's John. What's yours?

Jan (thinking) : What a handsome guy!                                        Jan: My name's Jan. Nice to meet u!

John:  Do u think this is the perfect place for our date?                John: Looks like we need to  move.

Jan: Pardon me, but what's that awful noise?                               Jan: Okay.

                                                                                                 Henry is blowing "Unchained Melody" and it sounds like air pollution.

5 years later, Jan is married to John,

John: Remember our 1st date here dear??                               John: Oh no, it's that awful noise!

Jan: Yes, it was so romantic.                                                   Jan: Don't tell me it's that musician again!!

John: Yup, it's him again. Should we get rid of him               

Jan: Alright.

As the following contents r too violent, they r therefore            John: Will u stop playing that tune??

censored.                                                                               Henry: Okay, I will stop. Ouch, that hurts!

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